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Universo "Mari Callas"

Mmm, delicado artículo!! (...)
Lo último que quiero yo es ser apedreada en cuanto ponga el tacón en Dakota, Deseo54 o Piccadilly. Mucho menos aparecer en Youtube, malgrabada con algun móvil protagonizando una catfight con Mari Callas, en baja resolución y pixelada!! - que es lo peor! Yo ya he rodado por los suelos de una discoteca y ... nunca más! Pero a falsa, no me gana ni la Pantoja. Así que dejo el cuchillo por aquí cerca… cojo la cesta de magdalenas y pondré mi mejor sonrisa Bree-Van-de-Kampiana: Dientes!

Muchos ya conocéis al personaje, creado para interpretar un bolero candidato a Eurovisión. El primer logro reseñable del "Universo Mari Callas" es su preselección de entre más de 500 friki-candidatos.



Mari Callas: Presentación "Otra Vez" Eurovisión 2009


Lamentablemente no pudo seguir superando preselecciones, pero la propuesta demostró ser más seria y sólida que las restantes 450 a las que superó.

De hecho, la composición es impecable, ya que ha tenido detrás a un director cuya formación y capacidad excede en mucho de lo normal en este tipo de proyectos - el caso es que me recuerda a mi segundo ex-marido (...)

Basta escuchar la canción para darnos cuenta que la podría haber cantado comercialmente cualquier folklorica al uso.



Actuación Mari Callas Castings Eurovisión


Pero ahora empieza lo bueno: Siempre con una dosis de petardeo, humor y optimismo, la propia Mari Callas (y todo el equipo) NO dan por acabado el proyecto aquí y deciden resucitarlo y seguir dándole opciones a un personaje, que si bien no es (todavía) una profesional de las tablas bajo un pelucón, sí que tiene ese algo, ese gancho que no tienen las que no pasan de ser simples mamarrachas. De modo que se realizan diversos videos, squetches, felicitaciones navideñas y demás que mantienen vivo al personaje ( y su inseparable Chaíto).



Mari Callas se prepara para los castings de Eurovisión


Mari Callas - Resurrección


Cierto es que a Mari Callas le hace falta afilar su lengua e incrementar sus tablas, pero es cuestión de ponerla en contacto con la mejor de las maestras, Diossa. De hecho una de mis múltiples personalidades es la webmistress y mentora de las webs y blogs de la mencionada reina del cabaret y su indisoluble compañera Malyzzia.


Nuestra Mari Callas es un diamante en bruto (que quiere decir que en sociedad es elegante y sofisticada como Audrey Hepburn, pero cuando llega a casa: erupta, se pone las alpargatas y es mas basta que un arao)

Por la calidad y formación de su equipo, tiene mucho potencial y trayectoria por delante, vamos, que le espera toda una carrera (y no me refiero a la carrera en las medias que toda cerda envidiosa desea que tenga en plena actuación)

Hablando de medias: Mari Callas es una artista multimedia, que quiere decir que tiene su habitación perdidita de medias tiradas por todas partes; pero también significa que mantiene un MySpace en el que nada más entrar, una orgía de 6200 imágenes, fotos y vídeos, entrevistas , reportajes, especiales de TVE y recortes de prensa meneándose orgásmicamente a la vez te ofrecen cualquier detalle de esta mujer fatal. (si no te da antes un ataque de epilepsia y te pones como una energúmena a lanzar espuma por la boca). Pronto habrá también un Facebook.

Pero la solidez del proyecto se certifica al ser rodado un corto - homenaje a Almodóvar - que se presentó en un Festival en Valencia el mes pasado, y que espero poder ver pronto, ya que , sin duda por un olvido del director, tampoco recibí mi invitación para el segundo pase en el Café ColaCaos, ejem (...)

En su Myspace disponéis de fotos y videos relacionados con el corto, tomas falsas y el reportaje y las entrevistas del canal Tele7. (en uno de ellas actuó).



Trailer cortometraje "Mari Callas"



Reportaje estreno corto Mari Callas Tele 7, 7DN 30 marzo

En fín, es de agradecer que en el reportaje de la presentación del corto ( a no ser que vinieran de Pinedo, jiji) dieran un "pequeño" rodeo para mostrar al mundo, (enfocando más a la ventanilla que a la musa), las bondades de la Ciudad de las Ciencias, y mis adoradas Torre de Francia y Torre Aqua. (basta ver la carátula de este blog). Pero el glamour es el glamour y yo de Mari Callas le habría dado un bofetón al cámara en plan: “Eh cerda, que la diva soy yo, deja de grabar lo que sea por la ventanilla!!” (quiero una Mari Callas "castigadora" !! )

Ya sabéis lo que pienso del abuso del odioso cartel de Sweppes en Callao y las putas torres Kio, imagen obligada para cualquier film nazi-onal, que parece que si no los sacan no los inscriben el registro o algo, leñe. (serán cansinos y provincianos estos mesetarios!!!) Pues nosotros enseñamos lo nuestro, claro que sí.

Son inminentes las actuaciones en cafés y cabarets - con caché, of course - y para el 5 de junio la tendremos bien arropada entre pelaje osuno en El Bosque de Tallac.

Además la muy cerda tiene un tipazo que cualquier “trapito” la convierte en fetiche del glamour más softisticado. Yo, con tooooda la tela de uno de sus modelitos no sé si me daría para hacerme unas bragas (uy que ordinaria soy, ya lo sé, pero es lo que hay)



Yo desde mi (nada) humilde marquesado, quería felicitar la idea, al director, a la propia Mari Callas y al resto del equipo que siguen dejando muy alto el nivel de producción petardo audiovisual ché, y que año tras año, inunda el Youtube de genialidades Made in Valencia, como ya lo hicieron: Loquesurja , LoqueSalga, A cuestas con mis padres, 300 Amor entre machos, y un largo etc de iniciativas que serán siempre (...) bienvenidas y apoyadas desde El Marquesado- a que jode no saber lo que significan los puntos suspensivos eh?

Porque en Valencia Eagle no tendremos, pero el Youtube lo tenemos perdidito de paella, petardos y traca.

Ala, ya llevo dos críticas artísticas (junto con la de Moncho Borrajo) Si es que me atrevo con tó.

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yo si fui al estreno en la sgae, pero me olvide llevar los cedeses grabados de la mulita, por cierto si los puse en la reinaguracion de la madriguera :P

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Fennec: Yo pelota? ay ay (...) (...) y más (...) todavía. Bueno, ya conseguiré una copia o veré el corto como sea. Menuda es la Marquesa pa esas cosas. Mira que no invitarme ni al estreno en la SGAE ni al ColaCao ese (claro como yo soy de Nesquik de toda la vida!!) Y tampoco recuerdo recibir invitación de la reinaguración de tu Madriguera... que una no es adivina y el flyier llevaba tachada la direccion!!

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Pues, chica, ni idea hasta que te lo he leido... yo es que cultura eurovisiva la justa, la verdad (tampoco vi sensación de vivir ni médico de familia, para que salgan las espumas de las bocas, ala!). Pero vamos, que nunca es tarde si la petarda es buena. La verdad que todo un puntazo y un descubrimiento. Estaré atento ;)

Por cierto, a mí, de la susodicha canción, la frase "amor de cuarto oscuro" me ha llegado al alma. Muy folklórica, di que sí XD

Y nada, que el 5 de junio al bosque, no? bueno, pues habrá que verla. lo que yo iré camuflado... que ya me da hasta miedo (...)

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